There are some very rich oligarchs in Canada who are very sad because they cannot take their wealth with them after death. And before they die, all that money isn't fun for them either. So there is only one solution.
They read your texts because it is the only way, the only medicine that helps against disgust for life: your humor. At the same time, they generously bribe all political actors they can find in order to prevent MAID MI-SUMC and thus secure access to their medicine.
And I don't want to scare you, but I have another suspicion: Santa Claus is also on their payroll.
YES. much to think about. dudes ARE so stupid. I need to google “Toronto Blue Jays diarrhea”. stuff is underrated. I’m afraid to look at my old set lists. I can already feel my brain preparing a dream about Santa giving out abortions for Christmas. thank you.
You have always made me laugh. And thank you for remembering how much I LOVE lists! I am going to make a list of all of the reasons I love lists.
Claire, you have a wit about you that is just one of the things I've always loved
This made me laugh so hard - I loved every minute of reading it!
oh mia adorabile amica
I have a new conspiracy theory.
There are some very rich oligarchs in Canada who are very sad because they cannot take their wealth with them after death. And before they die, all that money isn't fun for them either. So there is only one solution.
They read your texts because it is the only way, the only medicine that helps against disgust for life: your humor. At the same time, they generously bribe all political actors they can find in order to prevent MAID MI-SUMC and thus secure access to their medicine.
And I don't want to scare you, but I have another suspicion: Santa Claus is also on their payroll.
They’re called “actor-vists”.
YES. much to think about. dudes ARE so stupid. I need to google “Toronto Blue Jays diarrhea”. stuff is underrated. I’m afraid to look at my old set lists. I can already feel my brain preparing a dream about Santa giving out abortions for Christmas. thank you.