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Why do anything? If you think subscribing will add value to your life, then do it. You can pay nothing, or something. It’s the same content. I don’t want to owe you anything, I can’t be counted on, and I’m a terrible (sales)person. I’m fully bananas, and I’m in a very unique situation (as opposed to common unique situations). These opinions, perspective, and experiences are my own, and those of the voices in my head. Wait. What?

I have joined forces with (Paliare Roland) Dying With Dignity Canada and John Scully, in a court challenge to secure equality for those whose sole underlying condition is a mental disorder, in Canada’s assisted dying legislation (MI-SUMC)

I have a compromised memory, and I’ve been working on The Second-To-Last Final Exit, Based on my I Don’t Rememoir.

Most of my stories are true. Unless your feelings get hurt- then it’s definitely NOT true. My social-color-commentary is dark, perhaps opaque for those who don’t care for me. I’m very dramatic. Sometimes I’m really funny. Usually I’m medium-funny, and mostly always offensive. If you find me zero-amount funny, then scram. Either way, I’m going to hate myself.

I live in a vacuum. I can’t function in society, so I took myself out of it a few years ago. I’m confined and isolated. I haven’t replied to a personal, or professional message in years. What fun!

Ordinarily, I’d not suggest taking my advice, but you should subscribe. Think of it as the subscription you never knew you needed.

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Excerpts from “The Second-To-Last Final Exit, Based on my I Don't Rememoir.” Currently taking on the feds for violating the charter.

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Presently in a legal challenge against the feds w/ Dying With Dignity Canada and John Scully for violating the charter of rights. Penning my I Don’t Rememoir. This should be published posthumously, because I’m definitely going to get in trouble.